mfg technology center is pleased to announce that #1 DeluXXe shifter kart pilot German Superstar Michael Goebel will be competing at the upcoming LAKC race on May 22nd. The German is said to be in good spirits and is ramping up his training program. The program consists of super top secrete training techniques only available at the Deutsch Olympic training centre in Berlin Germany. The complete training program can not be disclosed but it is sufficient to say that beer production in Germany has increase by 25%.

I have heared about this program. Is it true that Bratwurst plays a key role?

Yes eating at least one Bratwurst per day is key to the program. Plus Leberwurst, Kochwurst, Blutwurst, and of course each meal must be folowed by a healthy serving of Strudel and washed down with a minmum of 10 quality beers.


Mike G.

MFG KOSMIC GP RACING TEAM
Friday, April 22, 2011
-- OFFICIAL STATEMENT --

It has come to our attention that a number of our shifter rivals have been conducting secret test sessions and increased emphasis in the areas reserach and development on their respective chassis and engines. This is a violation of Code 578421.4873.411 of the LAKC SHIFTER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SPORTSMANSHIP CODE OF ETHICS. Consequently, MFG KOSMIC GP's response will be a full size scale strategic assault in preparation for a dominating performance on May 22, 2011. For the purpose of full disclosure and demonstration of our commitment to sportsmaship - the following is our scheduled test sessions:

Wed (5/4) - 11:48AM - 4:54PM
Fri (5/6) - 11:53AM - 4:48PM
Wed (5/11) - 11:37AM - 4:59PM
Fri (5/13) - 12:06PM - 4:33PM
Sun (5/15) - 10:12AM - 3:46PM

Please be respectful - no videos, no pictures, no autographs on the above dates.

Mr King - I would recommend that you put a set of tires on your avatar prior to taking it out for practice. I know if looks fast, but that chassis sitting on the ground will only slow you down.

It needs tires? No wonder something didn't look right!

ET - are you joining me on any of these practice days - they are all FIRM.

Just don't tell Black Bullet about our test schedule. DOH!


Mike G.

With my current work scheduled, I'm not even sure if I will be in the state for the next race. It is renewal time in the insurance industry and my travel calendar has filled up all of my scheduled practice day and practice weekends with out of state travel.

I'll be struggling to find study time for a state exam scheduled for June.

Just remember when you are out on the track and you make a mistake, I'm coming on the outside for the pass. . .

How does a perfectly good thread about ME, ME, ME degrade into some unfortunate realities of some of the other competitors? Let’s keep on topic. So any one wanna see my helmet?


Mike G.