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Chris Curtis - under official investigation 
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-- OFFICIAL STATEMENT --

We are taking the LAKC DeluXXe Wold Championship very seriously - our factory pilot Michael Goebel will be world champion. As such, we have learned some disturbing information in regards to a fellow competitor - Chris Curtis - that raises questions in regards to his eligibility as a DeluXXe pilot. We have officially launched an investigation on Mr. Chris Curtis and have made an official request to his management team for a certified copy of his birth certificate. We will announce the conclusion of our investigation by end of this month. We reserve all rights, actions and remedies avaialble to us.

MFG KOSMIC GP RACING TEAM


Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:59 am
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---OFFICIAL REBUTTAL---

In his board meeting with 2 of his top financial aids Cody-4, and Jordyn-3 Curtis said this issue was a distraction from the important matters of the day: race budget deficits and soaring race gas prices. "We dont have the time for this kind of silliness," Curtis said in his briefing room. "We've got better stuff to do." Curtis portrayed himself as the voice of reason in a loud, lingering debate, essentially saying that the racing superstar was above all this. Curtis also sought to push to the national fringe anyone who refused to accept the facts about his birth, taking an indirect swipe at MFG racing, who has been loudly stirring up the matter.


Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:48 am
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-- OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO OFFICIAL REBUTTAL --

We are a professional racing team committed to win. We are pleased with the contributions we have made to the world of international motorspots. It is because of our efforts that we are seen pilots coming out to disclose their eligibility to compete in the DeluXXe championship. It is important to note that we are not driving these concerns, we are only investigating them. We are not prepared to comment on Mr. Chris Curtis's eligibility, however, we can say that our investigators have not found his birth certificate to confirm such eligibility. Furthermore, we have doubts that he properly attained his acadamic credentials as a racing pilot - no one seems to remember him - no one has stepped up to make public acknowledge of him.

MFG KOSMIC GP
"only cheating prevent us from winning"


Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:13 pm
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The Helmet is very upset about this latest information about the alleged cheating ways of one Chris Curtis.


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Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:44 pm
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-- OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE REQUEST --

This statement is issued to avoild any speculations in the paddock. We have submitted an official request to the LAKC World Championship Governing Body to demand fellow DeluXXe superstar pilot Chirs Curis to produce, demonstrate or provide, an official, original or certified copy of his birth certificate.

MFG KOSMIC GP RACING TEAM


Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:52 pm
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-- OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON KING JOINING DELUXXE --

We are pleased to announce that our factory pilot and superstar Alex King will be making a switch from Spec Honda to DeluXXe in May. King continues to make impressive progress and achieving results beyond expectations in his efforts to gain weight - he is now well qualified for DeluXXe. The team has attained a copy of King's Brazilian personal identification card as proof that he meets the minimum age eligibility requirement for DeluXXe - this card will be available for official verification during the event - and we can assure you that card is valid and authentic. It is important to note that King will not enter the DeluXXe race for the purpose of deliberately blocking Rick, Chris and Sir Elbert - that is not part of the team's strategy at this time.

MFG KOSMIC GP
"if we ain't winning, someone is cheating"


Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:00 pm
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You guys crack me up!


Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:58 pm
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I don't want to encourage Alex in any way, but this is hilarious:

MFG KOSMIC GP
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:lol:


Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:04 pm
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That's right! I let you fast guys decide - are you a cheater? If so, go ahead and finish in front of me - you decide!


Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:39 pm
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Mfg tech centre would like to release a complaint about said alleged under age cheating bastard driver. No names will be used in order to protect the guilty. It has come to our attention that unsaid driver is considering a purchase of a non CIK approved chassis. If this transaction occurs mfg tech entre will be forced to take legal action against unsaid driver of the DeluXXe class whose initials are not BB but only one alphabet letter further. The ball is in your court now sir!

Mike G.

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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:09 am
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-- OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON BRIBERY ACT --

We regret to inform you that last night - at approximately 6:37PM - an act of bribery was performed by a fellow DeluXXe pilot in an effort to influence the outcome of MFG's ongoing and internal investigation (as announced yesterday) - a check in the amount of $300 was personally delivered to MFG KOSMIC GP's Orange County Division. Additionally, the verbal recording and visual images of this act was caputred by MFG's surveillance system, which will be made available to LAKC DeluXXe World Championship Governing Body - in the extreme unlikelyhood that this driver finishes ahead of any of our MFG factory pilots.

MFG KOSMIC GP
"Just winning is NOT enough. Humiliating your opponents to the point they consider quitting racing is"


Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:57 am
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mfg tech centre is saddened to hear the news about CC and will look forward to a crushing victory by #1 factory pilot mfg himself.


Mike G.

"winning is nothing without seeing the competition crying like little girls"


Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:01 pm
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-- MFG KOSMIC GP SET TO DOMINATE --

The German based team - MFG KOSMIC GP - reportedly to be on a fighting spirit heading into the May 22 premier event - released a private message sent to its factory pilots.

"No pain, no pain. There is no stopping now. All your strenght. All your power. All your love. Everything you got. Drive it until you can't drive no more. No pain, no pain."

MFG is set to dominate all shifter classes this month.

MFG KOSMIC GP RACING TEAM
"We rather quit than lose"


Wed May 04, 2011 3:08 pm
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-- OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON MFG UMBRELLA GIRLS --

Forget the next American driver in Formula 1. We are pleased to announce a pioneering effort to search for the next American umbrella girl in Formula 1. Karting is sought for those individuals inspired to become a professional racing driver or mechanic - instead - MFG will use kart for those individuals inspired in becoming a professional umbrella girl. For interested and qualified candidates only - see the following link - http://www.lakc.org/forum/viewtopic.php ... a2d81a85d0

MFG KOSMIC GP
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Wed May 04, 2011 3:25 pm
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